Bee-lieve, a Fantastical Submission

Happy New Year! Let’s wish for wonders amid the angst that 2020 C.E. will no doubt bring. I would like to make a tiny offering of writer humor.


Dear Editor,

Enclosed are approximately 600 bees, which will perform an interpretative dance titled “Bee-lieve” for your consideration. My submission takes little over a minute to watch.

My pollinators have been previously shared on YouSnuze and Intergalactic Meditate Show. One of my dances received last year’s Tap Dancing Penguin Award.

Also enclosed is a self-addressed, stamped package for my bees and your reply. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
The Royal Choreographer

Release Day: “Grotesquery”

My first ebook is available exclusively as an Amazon Kindle download.

This sword and sorcery fantasy is a short story based (very) loosely on my research of medieval Wales. The ebook will be offered for free as an All Hallow’s Eve deal from tomorrow (Monday) through Thursday. Subscribers of Kindle Unlimited will continue to have the option of a free download past New Year’s.

Please consider leaving a review if you enjoy the story! You’re also free to complain if you don’t. Honesty helps.

Selling a story on Amazon is a new, and a somewhat intimidating experience for me. I’m troubleshooting as I go and hoping that the ebook is satisfying to buyers.