Bee-lieve, a Fantastical Submission

Happy New Year! Let’s wish for wonders amid the angst that 2020 C.E. will no doubt bring. I would like to make a tiny offering of writer humor.


Dear Editor,

Enclosed are approximately 600 bees, which will perform an interpretative dance titled “Bee-lieve” for your consideration. My submission takes little over a minute to watch.

My pollinators have been previously shared on YouSnuze and Intergalactic Meditate Show. One of my dances received last year’s Tap Dancing Penguin Award.

Also enclosed is a self-addressed, stamped package for my bees and your reply. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
The Royal Choreographer

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